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Patrick Ricard, nicknamed \"Pancake Pat\", is an American professional football fullback for the Baltimore Ravens of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Maine Black Bears. Ricard was originally signed by the Ravens as an undrafted defensive end in 2017 and played both fullback and defensive end for the first three seasons of his career before becoming an offense-only player during the 2020 season.
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