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{"type":"general","setup":"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.","punchline":"I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!","id":47}

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Necronom is a 1990 shoot'em up video game developed by English studio Lunatic Software and published by Linel for the Amiga.

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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}

{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}

{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}

{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}

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Chrysoteuchia topiarius, the topiary grass-veneer moth, subterranean sod webworm or cranberry girdler, is a moth of the family Crambidae. The species was first described by Philipp Christoph Zeller in 1866. It is found in most of North America.

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{"type":"general","setup":"What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?","punchline":"It gets toad away","id":30}

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